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‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.

"Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough"

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Thousands of cigarettes doesn't seem that many. I've been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Make him breath/smoke through a hole in his neck.

    They wouldn't though, SP's creators genuinely think there's nothing wrong with the tobacco industry. A lot of episodes that seemed like they were satire were just their actual beliefs, presented in a silly way.

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