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‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

At least Towlie reminds us to bring a towel. That's actually useful information with no downsides.

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[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Douglas Adams taught me that in a much less annoying way.

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[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Douglas Adams also taught me you can never have too many showers in a single day.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 point 9 months ago

and he always has good weed.

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