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COBOL joke from 1999:

A COBOL programmer, tired of all the extra work and chaos caused by the impending Y2K bug, decides to have himself cryogenically frozen for a year so he can skip all of it.

He gets himself frozen, and eventually is woken up when several scientists open his cryo-pod.

"Did I sleep through Y2K? Is it the year 2000?", he asks.

The scientists nervously look at each other. Finally, one of them says "Actually, it's the year 9999. We hear you know COBOL."

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[–] 19 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Y10K will be a serious issue when it eventually comes around.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If we survive Y2038...

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    I intend to be retired for Y2038. I have been warning my younger coworkers that 1. they're going to have to fix it, 2. It's going to be worse than Y2K, and 3. Managers and up are not going to take it seriously because Y2K was mostly a nothing burger (because of a lot of hard work and investment that people forget about).

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