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submitted 9 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Are you implying that all sports can be made better by adding some pew pew’s? You may have a point.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if they had to hit a target going off one of those slolum jumps...

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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

Or you could rocket jump for more hang time. Only once, though.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Once is all you need.

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[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I don't think pew pews are real yet. Biathalon uses bang bangs. Or maybe boom booms. Jury's still out.

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