I am growing quite sick of living in interesting times...

Compound it with Trump taking over the federal reserve.

i’m certain all of us that haven’t bought into any of this will be fine and rich hedge funds won’t buy up property and stock from people with no options forced to sell at prices far less than what they paid

Time invest in something safe and stable like gold

I think it's still got a lot of gas. Investors still seem to be hyped about AI (e.g. the game stock downturn after Genie was announced), and that's all that matters. Tesla has held a nonsensical value pretty much for its entire existence. Furthermore a lot of the money going into the market is passive (401ks going straight into very top-heavy index funds), propping the largest companies up.