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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

We would need a couple centuries to figure out how to cook it.

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[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

I mean what do you even do? Boil em? Mash em? Put them in stews?

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[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

How had Hobbits, with countless meals in one day, never stumbled upon the simple Roast?

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

Nah just skip the drying process after you harvest it and sell it fresh.

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