"See! I told you that we could get them to pay for the wall!"
"That's very good sir, but still, what the fuck are we supposed to do with all these giant wooden horses? And isn't it suspicious that they drop off a new one every day?"
"Fake news! We have the most, the biggest and the best giant wooden horses! We'll give them to our giants wooden cowboys to ride! Just yesterday a giant wooden cowboy, the biggest wooden cowboy you have ever seen, came up to me with tears in his eyes, tears just streaming down his wooden face. And he said thank you!. Thank you for the giant wooden horses! Until you we had nothing to ride and had to chase the giant wooden cows around on foot."