"as seen on tv? as seen on go fuck yourself"

If they can afford advertising then it’s ripping you off. Doesn’t have to be out of spite.

I have never bought native brand products specifically because the ads were all over the place and obnoxious. It created a negative association with the brand. The ads literally convinced me to do exactly the opposite of what it wanted.

You know what the last ad I cared about was? Cowboys herding cats. No idea what it was for, just a hysterical idea executed with absurd dedication to the bit.