wonderingwanderer comments on 'Devastating' Flesh-Eating Parasite Is Spreading Toward The US, CDC Warns

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"It's a liberal plot to use up all the ivermectin before bird flu breaks out! Which is... uh... another liberal plot. But that's beside the point!"

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[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

"Godang Biden bringin' dem Kung Flu over 'ere wif dem godang Libtard policies. Now dem Maxicans fighting our ICE heroes with some godang flesh eating wurms. BARB!! Bring me ma godang UV enema and I'll fry this suckers just like I did with der godang CHY-NAH virus! No lube cuz mama didn' raise no godang bitch and I kinda like the way it tears my asshole a lil."

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

As a Texan, this was very easy to read

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