archive article: https://archive.ph/mAhWM

not a single representative from Western Europe or North America attended Trump’s “peace board” signing. Representatives from the G7 were conspicuously absent, as were the original BRICS countries, and most of the G20. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Neyanhu wanted to be there but couldn’t because he’s wanted by the International Criminal Court for alleged war crimes, the Financial Times reported. Israeli President Isaac Herzog was in Davos but skipped the ceremony...

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[–] 83 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Neyanhu wanted to be there but couldn’t because he’s wanted by the International Criminal Court for alleged war crimes

The way this is phrased would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't the tragic reality. They're saying it like it's "I'd love to come to your barbecue but I can't because I have to work that day!"

"Sorry, bro, I'm wanted by the ICC for war crimes."

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    More like, I can't leave my house because of this stupid court order and gps anklet.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Or "Your neighbor has a restraining order on me"

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    You live within 1000 feet of an elementary school.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    No, cause in that case trump wouldn't be able to go the barbecue, and it's his shindig

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Bro, you gotta "yes and" to keep the joke rolling

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