Your comment reminds me of these lyrics from Hobo Johnson and The Lovemakers song "Sex and The City"

[Intro] Caller: "Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. - Would you be able to pay the balance in full today? $691?"

• Frank: "No I can't"
• Caller: "Okay, no problem. So what we can do is break that up into three monthly payments."

[Verse 1]

• Beautiful people only live in downtown
• And midtown and not around where I stay
• Is it their brain that really matters
• Or their character that flatters
• Or dependant on their beautiful face
• But if you're beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage
• Of a woman picked on for girth
• Ever since she was a kid, and you know how kids work
• Up until she was a full-grown adult
• Now I'm not saying that it's really smooth sailing
• But guys, being nice doesn't hurt
• And I'm not saying that they're perfect
• I'm just saying that they're different
• And the difference is they love to wear skirts

[Chorus]

• Sex in the city
• Probably feels really really nice
• With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
• Sex in the city
• Probably looks really really great with
• A girl that's like a ten and a guy that's 'bout an eight
• Sex in the city
• Sounds like it takes place on stage
• Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
• Sex in the city
• Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers
• My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear

[Verse 2]

• I have really bad back-ne
• It looks like the gosh-dang night sky
• And I promise I'm gonna get it taken care of
• So I'm not a baby maker looker, but maybe I am
• To a woman that really loves me for
• Who I am
• ...Or maybe who I'm not
• Either way, it's getting bothered and hot—gross!
• Hey missus, would you take me to a world
• Where nothing else exists except
• The contents of our soul
• And there we'll talk
• Y'know, or Instragram DM works too (whatup!)
• If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with bit of Jake Gyllenhaal
• And a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn't be here at all
• I'd be in Los Angeles
• Or at your mom's house eating all the sandwiches!

[Chorus]

• Sex in the city
• Probably feels really really nice
• With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
• Sex in the city
• Probably looks really really great with
• A girl that's like a ten and a guy that's 'bout an eight
• Sex in the city
• Sounds like it takes place on stage
• Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
• Sex in the city
• Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers
• My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear... and socks

[Outro]

• And whatever freshening spray I use
• Thirty minutes beforehand
• While I was quickly running through my room trying to clean it
• Right, uh? Right, uh? I'm right, uh?
• You think this song's about to end, is that what you think?