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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dupelet@piefed.social 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Windows: If you can't exit gracefully, I'll make sure you never exit at all

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh dear, my toe seems to have found the switch on my surge protector. I win.

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[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Now Windows won't boot

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Take the upgrade

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