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[–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My group consists of veterans to newcomers (it’s always such an honour).

Me: ok guys so you’re all captured by the local law enforcement/gestapo and escorted to the city gates towards the prison district.

Most players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.

New player once the doors unlock: * starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing guards and even kissing a guard while she stabs him in the neck.

Like goddamnit guys, the clue was gestapo guards taking you away. The new one gets it!!!!

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago*

    Next scene:

    You're in your pub looking for information. It is filled with one, or two plains clothes gestapo but mostly innocent NPCs

    New Players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.

    Most players: *starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing civilians and even kissing a patron while she stabs him in the neck. Full on Murder Hobo.

    That one player: Has already tried to fuck half the building.

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