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Lovecraftian Physics (infosec.pub)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh man imagine jumping out of a plane and ramming one of those up your ass at full speed.

Sploosh.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 9 months ago

Become the torus

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago*

If you are falling out of plane at full speed with no pant on.

You have bigger problem

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