Tar_alcaran comments on Anon finds enlightenment

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 months ago (7 children)

True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (6 children)

True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

In a carried sock, yes.

In a worn bra, not so much

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[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You sound like you've never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

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[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I wish

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

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[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.

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