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Aroooooooo? (lemmy.world)
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[–] 7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don't get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can't stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago* (1 child)

    April 6, 2000

    Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.

    This aged like milk.

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