▲ 834 ▼ F*** You! Co-Creator of Go Language is Rightly Furious Over This Appreciation Email (itsfoss.com) submitted 10 months ago by themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/technology@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://bsky.app/profile/robpike.io/post/3matwg6w3ic2s
[+] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (10 children) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 32 points 10 months ago* (8 children) This gotta be ragebait, everyone know that a language isn't bad or good only for a single thing, hell there is no bad language, the reason why "python is better" is because you use it to make kids learn how to program, this is a good use, every other use is just...not good since it's slow as hell and the indented syntax make it hell to write with but i'il gave you that python > go for making kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] DrCake@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (6 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Deceptichum 6 points 10 months ago (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies) [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago JS? runs for cover permalink fedilink source parent [–] anzo@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago I love Python because it's actually the second best language to do anything. For concurrency, Go is better. Also, you are terribly naive to judge a language only by its syntax. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 32 points 10 months ago* (8 children) This gotta be ragebait, everyone know that a language isn't bad or good only for a single thing, hell there is no bad language, the reason why "python is better" is because you use it to make kids learn how to program, this is a good use, every other use is just...not good since it's slow as hell and the indented syntax make it hell to write with but i'il gave you that python > go for making kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] DrCake@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (6 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Deceptichum 6 points 10 months ago (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies) [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago JS? runs for cover permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (6 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Deceptichum 6 points 10 months ago (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies) [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Deceptichum 6 points 10 months ago (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies)
[+] Deceptichum 6 points 10 months ago (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anzo@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago I love Python because it's actually the second best language to do anything. For concurrency, Go is better. Also, you are terribly naive to judge a language only by its syntax. permalink fedilink source parent
