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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Panspermia, because pee is stored in the balls.

But I like Stanislaw Lem's version. Some aliens used Earth as an illegal garbage dump. That's why humans are so prone to pollution.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago*

"Pollution" is just a natural process of excretion. One could say that the oxidation of earth is cyanobacteria "polluting" their oxygen waste. But I guess how humans pollute the earth is far weirder than anything and quicker than ever experienced.

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[+] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago