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Are you a law-abiding citizen? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 104 points 1 year ago (17 children)

No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    [citation needed]

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So what I'm gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛‍♂️

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?

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