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tough choice? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 10 months ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Fortran. Not even close to being a question.

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Seriously, especially if it already compiles.

Implicit None gang rise up!

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