Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.