Happy Boxing Day! Today we're going to play monkeys paw. Person A makes a Christmas wish eg "I wish I had a million dollars" and person B corrupts it eg "you do, but you can't spend it till you're 80" then makes their own wish.

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[–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wish I could follow through on things that would materially improve my life.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    One day you wake up, and bam you can, you finally have emotional energy to achieve anything you wish to strive for. You coincidentally gain the power, after the violent removal of capitalism, there were guillotines involved and also, coincidentally none of the billionaires are ever seen again. But also, you don't need to do any of those things to improve your life, because now capitalism is removed, you don't need to, your basic survival is guaranteed, so you can run through fields of flowers, to improve your life, should you so wish. It's soon.

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