It'll definitely go something like this:

From the desk of the President of the United States of America, the long awaited 'Epstein List'.

[REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Bill Cliton, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and
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Democrats, every last one of them.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [REDACTED]