I'll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I'm les, she's bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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[–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I've only had amicable breakups (37, male, single), except for this one: when I was still figuring things out in eighth grade, a girl that I had broken up with threatened to pour coke on me - which she was holding in her hand - which made me miss a final exam and the teacher wouldn't have it so I failed the class. Dafuq.

Just realized your question was about exes trying to come back to our lives. Never mind.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That's ok, F- that B- that made you fail the class.

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