A social media post by Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im. It says: A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];- HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.
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[–] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The poor kids can’t even afford coal and fall through the cracks.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Only the nice ones, the naughty poor children get free coal

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