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[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (6 children)

So America is harboring WMDs? Quick somebody assemble a coalition of the willing to liberate them.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's even being controlled by religious fundamentalists!

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

You mean terrorist organizations?

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[–] ohmy_science@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yes

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This may be the plan, internally. I believe there are certain provisions that allow the US military and intelligence groups broader rights if they can categorize the action as "against WMDs".

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[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

That's a really good point. They can say Venezuela has fentanyl and invade their country.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Canadian super labs.

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