Screenshot of a tweet by Mike Primavera (@primawesome). It reads, "My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying."
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[–] 13 points 11 months ago*

Presumably, alcohol involved.

Oh we love you Mrs Thatcher, like your old man likes a brew;

such a lad your husband Denis when he's had a drink or two.

Sure he'll take a pint of Murphy's and a glass of Irish Mist

and because he sleeps with you each night, no wonder he's always pissed.

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