Screenshot of a tweet by Mike Primavera (@primawesome). It reads, "My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying."
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[–] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

how Mrs Thatcher got pregnant

Presumably, alcohol involved.

Although, that too likely still naive.

... The perversions in the crooked cabal... they're into a lot of really really vile stuff.

[Edit: Oh... or are you talking about a different Mrs Thatcher than Thatcher pulling the strings... or grabbing buns or babies or something.  Scary ugly lady, with scary gesticulation.?]

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago*

    Presumably, alcohol involved.

    Oh we love you Mrs Thatcher, like your old man likes a brew;

    such a lad your husband Denis when he's had a drink or two.

    Sure he'll take a pint of Murphy's and a glass of Irish Mist

    and because he sleeps with you each night, no wonder he's always pissed.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah it was a different Mrs Thatcher, and to be clear that might not have been her actual name, I'm just coming up with something that sounds appropriately similar. I've subsequently seen pictures of her in the class yearbook. She was really really hot, when she was my teacher she was younger than I am now so I absolutely did not appreciate her attractiveness.

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