Pro-tip for the poor bastards in the thread: NAAN BREAD. That is what you want.
Go buy a package of either the naan flatbread or the big rounds and use that as your crust. Get some pepperoni from the deli and some mozzarella and you're going to be a happy person, I promise.
350 degrees for 12 minutes on middle rack. Turn to broil and put on top rack until cheese browns.
Enjoy.
Edit: Oh, and that looks amazing, OP.

