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[–] 25 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Yeah when I was a kid my dad used to say, "If everywhere you go, you're surrounded by asshole, you need to take your head out of your ass."

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I never heard that one! I only ever encountered "If everywhere you walk smells like shit, you better check your own shoes."

    I don't know which one I like most. Both gets the point across well!

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    My dad said the same thing, except he was always the biggest asshole in the room.

    Narcissism is the strongest drug I know of. But everyone was a narcissist except him, according to him.

    I'm glad he's dead now.

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