BECAUSE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE IS COMMUNIST AND THE SPAWN OF SATAN HIMSELF!!
ALL THE COMMUNISTS ARE SHARING "REPOSITORIES" AND DOING "PULL REQUESTS" AND "COMMITS". AND THEY ARE DISCUSSING THINGS OPENLY LIKE "ISSUES" AND "BUGS".
THEY ARE PLANNING BRANCHES AND RESOLVING MERGE CONFLICTS!
GITHUB HAS TO BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY CAN RELEASE!