You were on your way home when you died

Tu est sur tu via dorm et tu mort.

• Tu: "Et tu, Brutus?"

• Est: "id est" / i.e.

• Dorm: dormitory/domestic

• Et: "et cetera" / etc.

• Mort: immortal

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless.

Id est uno vehicle accident. Null particularly remarkable, sed fatal ultimately.

• Uno: uno cards

• Sed: Latin for "but"

You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death.

Tu exit retro uno spouse et duo pedo. Id est uno mort sans pain.

• Retro: retrospect

• Pedo: p***phile

• Sans: sans-serif