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Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI (80.lv)

submitted 11 months ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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We forced ourselves onto you after you repeatedly said no. Why are you so upset? Look how many jobs we replaced!

-Microsoft CEO right before the guillotine's blade falls

Edit: This cross-post about AI potentially replacing almost 12% of jobs off the bat seems relevant.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 12 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

head of the artificial intelligence and machine learning research lab at microsoft sound better?

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

As a matter of fact, it does.

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