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Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI (80.lv)

submitted 11 months ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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We forced ourselves onto you after you repeatedly said no. Why are you so upset? Look how many jobs we replaced!

-Microsoft CEO right before the guillotine's blade falls

Edit: This cross-post about AI potentially replacing almost 12% of jobs off the bat seems relevant.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 60 points 11 months ago (1 child)

"Guy whose day is filled with ass-kissers who say AI is useful is confused when presented with something contrary"

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

He's given the world an ass kissing robot and is surprised the world doesn't want to reproduce his relationship to the others.

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