Pats@Bengals

Pats escape the Bungles 26 - 20.
And not because they played convincingly, the Bungles didn't manage an offensive touchdown until the second half of the 4th quarter.

The Pats had 8 plays starting right in front of the endzone and couldn't manage to punch the ball in. What the fuck is that?!?

It's halftime and the Pats are up 17 - 13. Not exactly the dominant performance I'd expect from the supposedly returned evil empire against the Burrowless Bungles.

Wtf? Pats losing to the Bungles?

So, the supposed return of the evil empire seems to have been postponed at least for the first quarter so far.