The boss walks in, there's someone on the phone for you:

  • Phone: "Hi, I'm the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you're right! We want you to run things from here on out."
  • You: "Do I get supreme retcon powers?"
  • Phone: "Of course! We'll even retroactively edit in your changes!"

Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?

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[โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Fine, I'll tackle it. It now ends like The Village. They were all in a big Renaissance Faire the whole time. The organizers are arrested and placed in the backs of police cruisers.

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