That is such a cursed combination of words. She climbed into my credit card holders metal loop while I was answering a Teams message and got stuck. Only started backing out voluntarily when I lubed her up. She's all right now, there was only a slight hint of a dent about 5 minutes later and it's all gone by now.

This is a shitpost because I realize that this situation is fertile grounds for puns and innuendos. Go ahead.

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[–] 13 points 11 months ago

Getting bit by a rear-fanged species is slightly more painful though, as they really clamp down and start chewing to get their venom in. It's still hardly worse than a cat scratch though.

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