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[+] -6 points 11 months ago* (5 children)

I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

Yeah, the same applies to wives. She just needs to be hot, make dinners and swallow rather than spitting out. That's as smart as I want.

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    I'm sitting at home in my tracksuit watching my Andrew Dice Clay tapes and an ad comes on but I'm so deep into a quart of Red, White, and Blue that I can't find the fast forward button on the remote. Better post on lemmy

    Call the nurse, smells like grandpa needs to be changed again.

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