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[–] 59 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Subscribe for more "how to catch a female" strategies.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Strategy #1: don't call them "females"

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