Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.

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[–] 7 points 1 year ago (16 children)
  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    If you only put condiments on the top, they're gone after the first few bites and then it's just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    How are you eating your hot dogs that applying condiments like the picture would not last every bite? Top down?

    Look, man. Just suck up and accept that it's gonna look like you're giving fellatio for a minute.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you eat sandwiches vertically? And if so, do you have some sort of vertical mouth? And if so, are you Leela's dad?

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