... What?

No.

You just have to hold a nose boop for 10 seconds, release, then three quick headpats.

I am fairly sure what you have described is how to simutaneously give yourself testicular torsion, a hernia, and a heart attack.

Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
You can actually pretty easily time this

The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you'll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you're already intoxicated

So, wouldn't recommend to synchronize it that much ;⁠-⁠)

And a maintenance hatch opens, allowing access to all the gloppy bits.