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[–] 45 points 1 year ago (15 children)

The most chaotic memory I have from middle school was in the locker room before gym class. A kid said, "oh we're playing dodgeball today? Fuck yeah."

Then he put his gym shirt over the top of a can of axe body spray, inhaled a truly shocking amount

, & then punched a locker.

My brain cannot understand this phrase, I can't picture it, is it just me?

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    The first part is just a kid being exited for a game.

    Second part is him using shirt as a filter for the aerosol can so he could get high of the gas.

    Third part, because of being high and having problems at home, he then released some energy by damaging school property.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Were you in middle/high school at the turn of the millennium? Because this didn't just draw a mental picture for me, it brought back memories.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's ambiguous. It could very well be that his body spray and shirt are in a little heap on the floor somewhere while he is topless and taking a big deep gulp of plain ol' locker room air.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    You build a little tent with your gym shirt, spray it full of delicious Axe body spray aerosol so it's nicely contained in said little fabric tent. Continue by poking your head into the tent and inhale deeply.

    For related experiences, see:

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch+oven

    and, of course

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