Revenge (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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"Caught a cicada that was keeping me awake at night. Well guess what asshole, it’s Baby Shark on a 12 hour loop" Picture of a cicada taped to two headphones
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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Aren't their noises a mating calls? You should've played a porno to it. Or a romantic commedies? Not sure what would be the best equivalent

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Tangential thought on mating calls:

    Imagine when I'm alone & sexually frustrated I just step outside and let out shrill continuous screeching bursts of noise until a man descends upon me and inserts his penis into my vagina.

    Wouldn't life be so much easier this way?

    Why must humans make mating such a complex psychological game involving money & cosmetics & material possessions & status & mental manipulation

    Why can't we just go outside & scream?

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