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You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do? (feddit.uk)

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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

In before all life going extinct due to a massive drought.

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[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What would happen if I wore my rain boots (it always rains where they are worn) and held this umbrella?

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[–] communism@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago

But then you have no need for the umbrella if it's not raining. It just becomes dead weight.

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