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Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot (media.piefed.social)

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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

That's alright, so far they haven't even come close

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[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Try to stop me.

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