burntbacon comments on For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons

For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)

submitted 1 year ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago*

Alright, let's just forget blue name dude, and grab you, me, and blue name dude #2 and get something rolling. It'll have dungeons, and it'll have 'dragons.' Oh yes, 'dragons' muahahah!

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