My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future

“Why not ZOIDBERG?”

I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.