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[–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Look, I'm a dick-stealing gnome and you gotta understand we're just trying to make a living. My cousin was cast in the new Snow White movie and then they replaced him with CG. We wouldn't be out here stealing your dicks if the gnome job market returned to normal. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with Lrrr of Planet Omicron Persei-8 who's looking to buy some errrr "human horn"

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