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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

slower than molasses

Bit of an obscure reference, but for those who do not know, mole's have notorious indigestion problems meaning they're shy poopers, and hence giving them the nickname "slow asses"

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

and here I thought it was a chemistry problem, a mole of asses. 6.02214076×1023 asses, in SI