Yeah, but funnel cakes.

It's not all amusement park crap like cotton candy and fried dough. Depending on which one you're at they have regular restaurant fare like burgers, chicken wings, tacos, deli type sandwiches, etc. It's probably more salt than you want every day but that's true of restaurants in general.

Crap amusement parks seem like a solid alternative for social security and pension plans.

My grammy is 100 and eats Taco Bell and Pringles all day.